She's JV to your varsity
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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