Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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