im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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