we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
