I just made out with a guy for $7.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize