So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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