I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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