ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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