I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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