Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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