You can't motorboat a personality
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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