He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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