i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I want a musical about memes.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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