dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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