oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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Have fun and good luck.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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