Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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