Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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