I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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