it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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