Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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