What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
