No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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