Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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