I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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