I CAN MOONWALK!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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