My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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