all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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