he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.