wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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