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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining

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  I think that would solve a million problems

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• (714): View more from California

  Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah

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