dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.