You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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