Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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