this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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