She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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