But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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