evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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