I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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