some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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