Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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