if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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