The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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