awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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