i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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