therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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