We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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