The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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