Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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