I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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