This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.