If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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