I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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