Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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