I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We got so high we made milksteak
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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