I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She's the barista slut.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
