why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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