You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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