He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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