she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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