I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
ttyl tear gas
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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